Throw A Blanket Over It!

May 4, 2010 / Posted by:

My abuelita had this cockatoo named Michi who woke everyone up in the morning with his loud ass squawking, tried to bite your hand any chance he got and pooped more than a baby on laxatives. Well, Miley Cyrus’ new video reminds me of Michi’s annoying ass. Throw a blanket over this or accidentally leave the cage door open when abuelita isn’t looking!

This is 17-year-old Miley Cyrus’ video for “Can’t Be Tamed” which features her as some kind of crow beaver chicken creature humping on a bunch of birds in the middle of a museum. Pedo bird orgy alert. THE FUCK is right.

Noah Cyrus probably thought up this mess after downing a dozen Red Bulls in a row while watching Jessica Wild do the sessy chicken dance on RuPaul’s Drag Race:

This video is about as sexy as two pigeons pecking each other to death over a crusty biscuit lying in the gutter. And come to think of it, the song alone sounds like two pigeons pecking each other to death.

Gif via Vh1

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