Karen Sala Just Exploded

May 4, 2010 / Posted by:

STONER LOVE ALERT! Maybe.

Charlize Theron and Keanu Reeves, who did acting stuff together in The Devil’s Advocate and that Dying Young knock-off, gave each other hugs and kisses after leaving a restaurant in Beverly Hills last night. At one point while they were waiting for their cars, Charlize slipped her hand in Keanu’s jacket. Oh, I’m sure bitch was just trying to steal his wallet or snatch his last joint. It doesn’t mean anything.

Even this video from TMZ of Charlize and Keanu hugging and kissing doesn’t prove that they are High Times Magazine’s IT couple of the year. Eating a pot brownie in the bathroom of a restaurant will cause you to hug anything from a fire extinguisher to a Bush to a hobo wearing a scarf (aka Keanu Reeves).

Meanwhile in a crazy house somewhere in Canada, Karen Sala is gnawing on her straitjacket in between screaming about how Shape-Shifter Keanu Reeves has struck again!

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