James Franco Stays Away From The Gay Question

May 4, 2010 / Posted by:

Performance fartist, Yale student and sometimes actor James Franco refused to answer a question regarding his sexuality at a Q&A for his documentary Saturday Night at the Tribeca Film Festival. Bitch dodged that shit like he was Vanilla and the question was a yarmulke.

Apparently, some nosy ass ho in the audience asked James about a dude-on-dude kiss he shared with Will Forte on SNL. James’ publicist shot the question down and told James to keep all his lips shut.

A witness tells Gatecrasher,One of the guests asked James a few things that alluded to his sexuality. Franco’s rep stopped him from answering, and the crowd got really uncomfortable.”

The witness says that James later laughed about it with Will while they took pictures of themselves at the after-party, “And then James turned to Will and joked, ‘Uh-oh, this one is going to make people talk!’ Will even told a passerby, ‘James is a very passionate kisser!'”

How rude and disrespectful of that bitch to ask James such a personal question! If James prefers the cock to the cooch (or vice versa), it’s still not going to stop hos from massaging their fuck parts to his movies.

That dumb bitch should’ve asked something more important like: “James, is your peen shaped more like a burrito, a taquito or a churro?”

Or: “James, can you please show us the face you make when you’re about to nud all over a pair of succulent ass cheeks? Oh, and can you scream ‘Here comes the fiesta, bitch!’ right before you make that face? Thanks.

Those are the kind of questions that will further our cause. Not the stupid gay question. I swear, some people are so fucking tacky.

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