And Then She Ate It
May 4, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K
Doesn’t it give you a warm feeling inside (note: that could be gas) knowing that IN THIS ECONOMY a man can still use his wife’s credit card to buy her a sparkly piece of tacky shit ridiculousness?
Mimi and Nick Cannon renewed their vows AGAIN on Friday night, and he gave her blinged out candy ring pop for an anniversary gift. That mess is made of white gold and encrusted with diamonds and pink sapphires.
That ring almost cut up Mimi’s organs after she devoured it whole thinking it was a real candy pop. But a few hours later, Nick felt joy in his heart as he watched Mimi’s face light up when she shat out diamonds and sapphires into her Hello Shitty toilet.
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