If you stuck a wick up Vadge’s nostril she would fit right in on the pages of the Yankee Candle catalog. No wonder she’s holding up a crucifix in most of these pictures, because Interview Magazine called upon the powers of the lord when they forced their Photoshopping slaves to work 24-hours a day on this shit. They used every tool imaginable to make Vadge look like she has the skin of a newborn mannequin fresh out of the factory. Beyond. Photoshop. Fuckery.
Their sleepless nights working on this mess paid off, because this is the hottest I’ve seen her look in CENTURIES! The old bitch is showing her soon-to-be victims that she isn’t your ordinary vampire. Don’t try to burn her skin with a crucifix when she’s eating the baby hairs on your nutsack, because it’s not going to work.