Michael Jackson Was Not Gay, So Says Joe Jackson

May 3, 2010 / Posted by:

The rumor about Michael Jackson’s sexuality has flared up again, and this time Joe Jackson has something to say about it. Joe is shaking a pimp cane at Michael’s former doctor Arnold Klein for saying that his son was indeed a lover of penis. Arnold Klein said that he knew Michael was doing gay sex stuff with his office manager Jason Pfeiffer.

This information is not new since Jason has been saying for years that he used to spread the butter on MJ’s nalgas and lick brownie batter off of his porcelain body. Click here to see a picture of Jason so you know what I’m talking about.

Joe told TMZ that Arnold needs to shut his mouth about the gay talk. Joe said, “It’s not true. Michael was not gay. He has no respect for Michael … to say things about him when he’s gone is shameful. He’s a doctor and knows better than to break his vows against a patient.”

You know what’s shameful and disrespectful? Joe Jackson using the words “shameful” and “respect.”

Of course Joe is going to deny this. There’s no way he would ever admit Michael Jackson was gay FOR FREE! What kind of pimp do you take him for? Joe didn’t fall out of the backseat of a maroon Cadillac yesterday. The only way Joe will say that Michael was gay is if People Magazine agreed to do a post-mortem “Yup, I was gay!” cover story.

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