The Barnstable Twins
Patricia (the ravishing Chipette on the left) and Cyb Barnstable are not only stunning specimens who could give any scarecrow a boner, but they are also actresses and philanthropists. They were Doublemint Twins before going on to star in the science fiction shit show spectacular that is Quark. They both played Betty on that mess. Behold:
They haven’t changed one bit, right? Well, except for Patricia’s nut-tastic cheeks. Now about those cheeks. Patricia lives to help others, so she’s storing nuts in those cheeks for all the disabled chipmunks out there who cannot. So don’t call her vain or delusional, call her A SAINT to the woodland creatures of the forest.
In addition to helping chipmunks, Patricia and Cyb also throw the Barnstable Brown Gala the night before the Kentucky Derby. The gala raises money for diabetes. They are like Mother Theresa’s answer to the Landers Sisters.