But You’re From Houston!

May 3, 2010 / Posted by:

Beyonce left a party in NYC the other night with “Brooklyn” all over her hand. Some are saying that Beyonce’s Brooklyn tattoo is the real shit, but it sort of looks like an oversized bar stamp to me.

But I wouldn’t doubt if Jay-Z made her get that shit. You know he jizzes at the mouth when he looks down and sees Brooklyn giving him a handjob. Wrap around that dick, Brooklyn. And you know Beyonce screams back at him, “Who’s your borough, bitch?!” Freak ass freaks.

And wake me when Solange gets a “BASEMENT” tattoo on her hand.

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