Angel Is No Angel

May 3, 2010 / Posted by:

David Boreanaz is coming clean about cumming on another woman who wasn’t his wife. David slid into the confessional at People Magazine and admitted to cheating on his wife of 9 years, Jaime Bergman, with a trick he refused to name.

David said that he decided to open up, because the side-piece in question threatened to air her crotch to the media if he didn’t stuff her mouth with six figures. Last year, Star Magazine claimed that David was fucking around with mistress whore to the stars Rachel Uchitel, but he wouldn’t say if she’s the one trying to snatch cash out of his hands.

Here’s David’s statement to People:

“Our marriage has been tainted with my infidelities. I just want to be open and honest. I was irresponsible. I was associated with a woman who I was involved with and had a relationship with. She asked for money. I felt as though I was being blackmailed or there was some sort of extortion.”

David also said that he and his wife are working on their marriage.

Of course, TMZ is saying that Gloria Allred is the trick whore’s attorney. Their sources say that David did illegal fucky times with the ho two or three times. David paid her several thousand dollars to keep quiet, but she kept asking for more. The side-piece then hired Gloria Allred who rang up David’s lawyer and demanded 6 figures for her client’s silence. And that’s why David went public. It’s not extortion if it’s done by a lawyer. Duh!

For being a joke, Gloria Allred is NO JOKE. Gloria can sniff celebrity jizz spilling out of a mistress’ snatch from a mile away! Fuck, topical ointments! Gloria Allred is truly a whore’s best friend. Even though Gloria Allred lost this latest battle, she should still be named the GRAND PIMP at this year’s Players Ball. Bitch is turning tricks out to the tune of millions! Play on, play on…

UPDATE: Radar is claiming that the mistress trying to get money out of David was indeed Rachel Uchitel. Gloria and Rachel are the Butch Cassidy and Sundance Kid of this generation!

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