Afternoon Crumbs
TRUE GLAMOUR: Get a sneak peek at what all the celebwhores will be wearing to the Oscars next year – Crunk + Disorderly
Kate Hudson and Cameron Diaz will throw down in the world’s most boring dance-off at tonight’s Met Gala – Lainey Gossip
The ScarJo upskirt moment that never was – Egotastic!
What Nick Hogan would look like if he got breast implants – The Superficial
Footballer bulges in and on Vanity Fair – Towleroad
And a few minutes later, a shark jumped out of the water and ate the seagull (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
If you’re wondering why South Beach smelled like microwaved plastic and burnt Barbie hair yesterday, it’s because JWoww went sunbathing – Hollywood Tuna
Hopefully St. Angie is screaming, “Can I get a cheese fucking burger over here!” – Popsugar
The marks on James Franco’s arm isn’t from dragon chasing, it’s from when I tied his kinky ass up that one night (wishful thinking) – Celebitchy
Justin Timberlake’s waist is thinner than Jessica Biel’s. Spanx? – Just Jared
And I wish I was Helen Thomas – ICYDK
Karolina Kurkova’s baby is the best – Moe Jackson
Rest in peace, Helen Wagner – Soapnet
Jenna Jameson looks a mess – I’m Not Obsessed
From the knees down, Lindsay Lohan looks like an old man who will cheat during a game of park chess – Hollywood Rag