Afternoon Crumbs

May 3, 2010 / Posted by:

TRUE GLAMOUR: Get a sneak peek at what all the celebwhores will be wearing to the Oscars next year – Crunk + Disorderly

Kate Hudson and Cameron Diaz will throw down in the world’s most boring dance-off at tonight’s Met Gala – Lainey Gossip

The ScarJo upskirt moment that never was – Egotastic!

What Nick Hogan would look like if he got breast implants – The Superficial

Footballer bulges in and on Vanity FairTowleroad

And a few minutes later, a shark jumped out of the water and ate the seagull (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

If you’re wondering why South Beach smelled like microwaved plastic and burnt Barbie hair yesterday, it’s because JWoww went sunbathing – Hollywood Tuna

Hopefully St. Angie is screaming, “Can I get a cheese fucking burger over here!”Popsugar

The marks on James Franco’s arm isn’t from dragon chasing, it’s from when I tied his kinky ass up that one night (wishful thinking) – Celebitchy

Justin Timberlake’s waist is thinner than Jessica Biel’s. Spanx? – Just Jared

And I wish I was Helen ThomasICYDK

Karolina Kurkova’s baby is the best – Moe Jackson

Rest in peace, Helen WagnerSoapnet

Jenna Jameson looks a mess – I’m Not Obsessed

From the knees down, Lindsay Lohan looks like an old man who will cheat during a game of park chess – Hollywood Rag

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