I See What Peaches Geldof Is Trying To Do Here

May 2, 2010 / Posted by:

The rotten lump of stupid that is Peaches Geldof wants you to think she’s trying to be ironic and edgy by wearing Jesse James’ favorite nightshirt, but I know what she’s really doing. That nasty piece of trash is trying to divert your attention from her HOTTER and SESSIER friend. Bitch failed as usual.

Even though Peaches’ ugly ass outfit is barfing the words “LOOK AT ME!” over and over again, she still looks like a dusty tumbleweed next to that Asian sex ball. It’s as if Pat and Grandma Kim from All-American Girl had a secret love child. Giddyup! Giddyup!

Here’s more of Peaches and her friends begging for an ass whoopin’ on the streets of Los Angeles yesterday. Even the deformed cave cannibals from The Hills Have Eyes wouldn’t eat their asses. You know, because they don’t attack their own.

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