Mark Your End Of The World Calendars!

May 1, 2010 / Posted by:

Warner Bros. has announced that Christopher Nolan’s third Batman movie will start making fanboys (and their admirers) bust the panty pudding on July 20, 2012. Christian Bale said a while ago that he already signed on for a third movie, but additional casting hasn’t been announced.

There isn’t even a script yet, but Warner Bros. is fast-tracking this shit because they want to put as much money in their cleavage before the world drowns in oil, lava and the saliva of morons (direct that towards the moron of your choice).

If this shit is coming out in 2012, that means they are going to shoot it sometime next year. That doesn’t give us much time to start campaigning for: Phoebe Price AS Poison Ivy, Quween of the Scene AS Harley Quinn, Larry King AS The Penguin, Mickey Rourke’s torso AS Clayface, Nicole Kidman’s ass lips AS Mr. Freeze and of course Sean Young AS Catwoman. I mean, Sean Young has already auditioned for the role. It’s her destiny.

Below is the clip from back of the day of when crazy ass Sean dressed up as Catwoman and went on The Joan Rivers Show to try to convince the producers of Batman Returns to cast her. Unfortunately, there’s no sound for some reason, but just play something that reeks of desperation over it… Xtina or JLo’s latest single.

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