It’s been over a week since Bret Michaels suffered a brain hemorrhage which landed his ass in a hospital in Arizona, but his doctor says that even though shit is still serious he hopes he will be well enough to compete with his fellow Celebrity Apprentice contestants in the live finale at the end of May. I hope he is, because I need to witness Bret Michaels and Cyndi Lauper trying to have a conversation with each other. It’s probably like watching aluminum foil spark in a microwave. Anyway, back to the serious talk!
Dr. Zabramski, Bret’s surgeon at the Neurological Institute at St. Joseph’s Hospital in Phoenix, had this to say yesterday:
“There is no doubt that Mr. Michaels’ condition is serious. He has an unbelievable fight in him and told me what kept him alive at the moment of the hemorrhage was that he did not want his family to wake up and see him lying unconscious in the middle of the floor. It was a combination of Bret’s fight to stay conscious during the hemorrhage and get to the emergency room, and the immediate medical attention provided by our staff at Barrow that enabled us to stabilize his condition.”
Dr. Zabramski will hold a press conference on Tuesday to talk more about Bret’s condition.
Unfortunately. Dr. Z did not give an update on Bret’s current weave situation. Hopefully, his weave is also eating the jello and getting enough fluids so that it can fully recover and gloriously return to bask in the headlights of the Rock of Love Skank Bus.