Would You Hit It?

April 30, 2010 / Posted by:

No, this is not Amy Wino without her crackhive on. It’s Hank Azaria as Gargamel on the NYC set of The Smurfs.

You know, Gargamel actually fits in on the streets of Manhattan. Dude looks like a regulary hipster junkie who will bother your ass for a quarter, a rock or a light. Speaking of, why are crackheads always asking me for a light when I don’t even have a cigarette in my hand? Whenever I see a stumbling mess coming towards me, I just know they are going to ask me if I have a cigarette and a lighter. I don’t even smoke! Wait. Are those bitches trying to make a fag and flamer joke by asking me for a cigarette and a light? Okay, I get it now.

Here’s more of Hank with Ali Lohan brows in NYC today. Just for the record, yes, I’d hit it while shaving his brows and painting new ones on with a bright blue Sharpie.

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