A 59-year-old man in China died after his friends pranked his ass (literally) by shoving an eel up his culo while he was dozed off from the drunks. When doctors got to the man, they found that the 50cm long Asian swamp eel had eaten his bowels. Throw all of them in jail! Even that nasty ass eel!
You know, I bet this happens to Richard Gere all the time, but luckily the eel gets full from eating all of the gerbils.
TGIF, right! Or should I say, thank god I have friends who make sure the eel is dead before sticking it in my HELL-NO-NO hole.
And with this story and the memaw nightmare from yesterday, I understand if you need to delete me from your life FOREVER. I deserve it.