Stephanie Tanner Is Going To Have Another Baby Friend

Jodie Sweetin, seen here with her 2-year-old daughter Zoie (the unnecessary “i” is for “I will need years of therapy“) is knocked up with her second little bundle of joy. Jodie’s rep (aka Kimmy Gibler) confirms the news to People. Jodie will pop later this year, and the father is her boyfriend of one year Morty Coyle. Only Stephanie Tanner would hump on a dude named Morty Coyle.

Before you go around singing about how Jodie is going to have a junked-up baby and she’s going to trade her kid in for a bag of meth, you should know her rep claims she’s completely clean. Her rep went on to say, “She’s looking forward to moving on with her life and she’s just happy to be a mom.”

The National Enquirer (via Popcrunch) asked Jodie’s ex-husband and Zoie’s father, Cody Herpin, what he thinks about her being pregnant again. Basically, Cody wants to steal dad’s car and crash it into the kitchen. Cody is pissed and he said, “I’m totally disgusted with Jodie right now. Raising a child takes a lot of time and patience. Jodie hasn’t put in nearly enough time with our daughter — and now she’s having another child! I find it hard to believe that Jodie will keep up her sobriety with the choices she keeps making. To have a child with somebody is no small thing. Hopefully, Morty realizes having a child with Jodie is a full-time job. That’s something I had to learn the hard way.”

HOW ROOOOOOOD of Cody to say that shit! Sure there was a time when Jodie drove around drunk with her kid in the car, but she’s a changed woman now! The new Jodie will offer her baby a DRANK too instead of hogging the bottle up for herself. The new Jodie has manners!