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April 30, 2010 / Posted by:

La Duquesa de Alba or as her close friends call her, Doña Maria del Rosario Cayetana Alfonsa Victoria Eugenia Francisca Fitz-James Stuart y Silv!

Curtsy, motherfuckers! Because you are in the presence of true Spanish royalty! Doña Maria is the current reigning Duchess of Alba and head of the House of Alba. No wonder Jessica Alba always looks like Oscar the Grouch farted in her face. It’s because she knows that there’s a hotter Alba on this planet that she will never EVER be able to touch. Stay mad, Jessica.

Anybody who has “James Stuart (close enough to Stewart)” in their full name is a wonderful guardian angel! Every time a bell rings, La Duquesa de Alba just queefed.

Here’s more pictures of the gloriously radiant Doña Maria. If Baby Jane was a Klingon…..

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