Afternoon Crumbs

April 30, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Tommy Girl on the set of his movie showing one of his “ASSistants” how he prefers the open hand fuck instead of a traditional fisting – Lainey Gossip

Pauly D and Vinnie continue to pull the cream of the skank crop – The Superficial

Ceiling Eyes really needs to get her wonk shit fixed so she can clearly see the d-bag she’s screwing every night – Hollywood Tuna

Parasite Hilton’s nipples for the zero of you out there who haven’t seen them yet – Egotastic!

Diora Baird’s titters on Twitter (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Ricky Martin tells Arizona’s new immigration law to eff off – Towleroad

Megan Fox is making Jonah Hex look like soft-core period porn – Popoholic

Annoying Slag vs. Annoying Slag – Celebitchy

Did Noah and Tish Cyrus co-write Miley’s new song? – Just Jared

Don’t call LisaRaye a gold digger, but you can call her a platinum digger – Necole Bitchie

In blow your mind news, a reality trick was caught doing a line of the bad shit – I’m Not Obsessed

Does Bombsite McGee still go here?!!!? – ICYDK

The source got it wrong, Kim Kardashian stinks like a giant taco – OMG Blog

Heidi Montag is in a Julia Roberts movie?! – Popsugar

Grace Jones is a legend, so I will not comment on the state of her tongue – Hollywood Rag

Maybe she’s saying hi to the crabs crawling out of her cleavage? – Cityrag

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