I finally know why Lady Gaga exists! She was put on this planet to write “Telephone” and record it so that these U.S. soldiers stationed in Afghanistan could spread the glitter to it in the video above.
My favorite is the ginger thrusting his everything like he’s trying to woo Bin Laden out of a cave. That ginge is the REAL Sexual Napalm. Boom.
And it’s all fun and sparkles until they all get DISCHARGED. I’m joking. If anything, they should all get ranked up for this.
UPDATE: They got shy and made the video private, but you can watch it over at Gawker.
via The Daily What