Who Needs A Casket Anyway?

April 28, 2010 / Posted by:

The family of 22-year-old murder victim David Morales Colón opted not to display his body in a coffin during his wake, and instead they asked the funeral director at Marin Funeral Home in San Juan, Puerto Rico to prop him on a Honda motorcycle his uncle bought for him. And now he’s speeding down the freeway in heaven WITHOUT a helmet on. Good going, Marin Funeral Home.

By the way, this is the same funeral home that granted a young dude’s wish by standing his body upright during his 3-day wake.

You know, maybe the Colón family has the right idea. We should all be buried doing what we love most. Shauna Sand will be buried in a giant lucite heel, Tiger Woods will be buried with a cocktail waitress’ crotch on his face, Ashton Kutcher will be buried licking the Twitter app on his Blackberry, and I’ll be buried sitting on the sofa in torn chonies with a Big Gulp cup filled with Strawberry Hill in one hand.

via Autoblog (Thanks M.E.)

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