Lavender Champagne In A Lucite Flute

April 28, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Pour the coffee down the drain, put the meth pipe back in your desk drawer and tell your co-worker that they don’t need to inject your veins with Red Bull this morning. Who needs any of those things to take them up up and away when you can sip on this sparkling drink of elegance. Yes, you might get HPV warts on your gums and throat, but that’s a small price to pay!

Here’s the Empress of Lucite looking like a single strand of lavender sprouting out of an angel’s asshole. Doesn’t she just take your breath away? Again, it could be the genital warts in you throat blocking your windpipe, but she’s still the most beautiful woman IN DA WORLD! You know this.

And somewhere in Buckingham Palace, Queen Elizabeth II is sending her styling team into a frenzy, because now they have to find a new outfit for her to wear to church on Sunday.

Tags: Beautifulest, Elegance Has A Name, Marky Mark, Shauna Sand

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