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Edy Williams, actress, demure flower, glamour icon and rhinestone activist!

Before the Empress of Lucite, Chicken Cutlets, Johnny Weir and Jodie Marsh, there was Edy Williams, an ethereal goddess who carried the torch of elegance through most of the 90s. Edy is an actress who has starred in such prestigious and important films like Good Times, Chained Heat, Bad Girl from Mars and Beyond the Valley of the Dolls. At one time, Edy was married to director Russ Meyer. Russ couldn’t handle being married to his generation’s Aphrodite, so the two divorced.

Just like most A-list stars, Edy was also a defendant on The People’s Court in the 80s after someone sued her because she didn’t pay them for publicity work. The plaintiff was obviously not educated, because everyone knows Edy pays for everything with an air kiss. And one of her air kisses is worth at least $5 million. Okay, $500,000? Um, $500? Er, $5? Okay, okay 5 cents! But she gave him a lot of air kisses, so it fucking counts!

Below is Edy’s gallery of beauty. You should be warned that some of the pictures contain a goddess nipple, so you better keep the smelling salts close. Your genitals will need to inhale them. Also, you should know that most of these sophisticated ensembles were worn at the Oscars. Sigh. Don’t you miss the days when women actually dressed like refined diamonds instead of haggard hobos who beg for change in front of the supermarket?

And The Metropolitan Museum of Art better dedicate an entire costume exhibit to Edy Williams. Behold, a real lady!