Evan Lysacek Is A Slore, So Says Johnny Weir

April 28, 2010 / Posted by:

The Crystal Enchantress of the Ice sat down with the Abominable Wigman this morning to discuss all sorts of glittery things, and of course his arch rival’s name was brought up.

Wendy Williams read a cuntified quote from Evan Lysacek about Johnny Weir not being asked to participate in Stars on Ice. In case you can’t watch the video above, here’s the quote from Likesdadick:

“‘Stars on Ice’ is really selective of who they hire and they only hire the best of the best to skate. It would’ve been hard of them to justify hiring him, and I think he was really upset because he wanted the financial benefit of the tour. A lot of us in the skating world were really disappointed in the way he reacted, basically whining that he wasn’t chosen.”

Johnny, who was dressed like a fancy Russian lesbian going to a bris, responded by saying that he has never been asked to do Stars on Ice, and it’s not a problem for him. Johnny believes that everybody made a big deal out of him not participating because he was the Miss Congeniality of the Olympics. Johnny then called Evan a “slore.”

Hm. Is Evan a slore? Before we answer that, let’s brush up on the official meaning of “slore” from the most accurate dictionary in the world: Urban Dictionary. According to UD, this one of the definitions of “slore“:

The combining of a “slut” and “Whore“. Usually in terms of a real trick ass bitch, who can’t keep dick out her mouth/puss/rectum.

“Yo that bitch ain’t nuttin but a mudda’fuckin’ Slore”

Cut to Evan making a guilty face while a dick is in his mouth, puss and rectum. On that note, we’re not going to fight you on that one, Johnny.

And if you need more Johnny in your life today, here he is spreading the sparkly icicles to Lady Caca’s Bad Romance.” If you really want to make this an extra magical viewing experience, turn the volume down and play the theme song for “The Neverending Story” instead.

Don’t you feel like you’re riding through Fantasia on Falcor’s back?

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