Afternoon Crumbs

Stupid ass Olivia Munn possibly wearing leather boots to a Peta event… Wait, do I spy a delicious Fatburger in the background?! – The Superficial

Billy Goat Brad and Johnny Depp must be fighting over the title role in the Unabomber movie, right? – Lainey Gossip

Glamour Magazine somehow downsized ScarJo’s titty area – Egotastic!

And then cup of ice cream barfed all over itself (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

The Catholic church is not okay with Marky Mark kissing another man onscreen, but they are okay with him playing a coked up porn whore in a movie. Makes sense – Towleroad

There has to be pictures of Megan Fox tripping on her long ass sweats – Hollywood Tuna

You can’t tell from People’s cover this week, but Julia Roberts is the Most Beautiful Person alive, not Baby Louis B – Celebitchy

Lizzy Caplan giving us an “Ow My Ass Sore” pose in Complex – Popholic

Does this mean the next Twatlight movie will feature a musical sequence with Taylor Lautner and a bunch of dancing wolves? – Just Jared

Either Ginnifer Goodwin just came out of the Heidi Montag plasticized factory or this isn’t her – ICYDK

The new and NOT improved Sienna Miller house shopping with her ball and chain – Popsugar

You know you’d let a bitch taste your cake for a box of TastyKakes – OMG Blog

“I don’t need to see that” – Aunt Sassy and me commenting on these pictures – I’m Not Obsessed

Every trick in Hollywood has had their nose rotated – Cityrag

Does one of the side effects for Valtrex include swelling boobs? – Hollywood Rag

Bobby Brown is not dead, so we have to come up with another reason for why Whitney Houston sounds like a walrus in mourning – Crunk + Disorderly