Wino’s Titty Trauma, Take 2 (Or is it 3?)

Amy Wino found herself in THE CLINIC again after she fell down in a drunken stupor and bruised her stuffed titties. This is the millionth time that Wino has ended up in the hospital with titty trauma. Somebody needs to call the police, because implant abuse a real thing. Those poor things probably look like Tommy Girl’s ass cheeks: bruised, battered and leaking gooey substances.

A source tells The Sun, “Amy was running up and down the corridors with her top off and reeking of booze. She’d had a few. At first she thought she had broken something, so got her security to take her to hospital. The doctors were worried she might be concussed because she had a big bump on her head and a cut above her eye.”

Doctors kept Wino overnight, because there was some bruising to her ribs. They released her yesterday, but she refused to leave. Yes, Wino’s agent says that she loves the clinic so much that she wants to stay longer.

You can’t blame her for wanting to stay. Where else can her veins swallow a morphine bag’s load without any interruptions?

Now back to Wino’s titty sacks, those poor things really need to find a way out. It’s like those implants are being raised by Joe Jackson! FREE THEM!