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April 27, 2010 / Posted by:

No, this is not one of Trace Cyrus’ baby pictures. That yearling wishes. This is Einstein, the world’s smallest foal!

Einstein barely dropped out of his mother’s horse cooch on Friday, and he weighed in at 6lbs and he’s only 14 inches tall. To put that into perspective, Einstein is about 2 lbs lighter than one of Aretha Franklin’s nipples and he’s about half the size of Anderson Cooper’s flaccid peen (I’M WISHING).

Einstein’s owner, Dr. Rachel Wagner of Barnstead, New Hampshire, says that Guinness lists the smallest newborn horse as weighing 9lbs. So obviously, Einstein is the new unofficial record holder!

Here’s video of Einstein doing all sorts of baby horse things including sucking on his mom’s chichi.

The “double mocha with whipped” comment was completely unnecessary. If that’s what he’s craving, then he’s sucking out of the wrong….. Okay, I’ll show myself out.

Source: Daily Mail & Best Week Ever

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