After Tito Ortiz was arrested for allegedly whooping Jenna Jameson’s ass, she brought her twin boys outside to talk to the media about the incident. If it was me, I would be inside watching the last 45-minutes of What’s Love Got To Do With It for inspiration, but Jenna does things differently I guess.
Jenna said that Baby Huey tossed her into the bath tub after she said something “very hurtful to his ego.” Jenna suffered two tore up ligaments in her shoulder. Jenna left for Las Vegas yesterday to get away from his ass.
After Baby Huey was released on bail, he held a press conference with his lawyer to give his side of the story. Baby Huey swears he never put his hands on Jenna. He says that she’s a longtime OxyContinhead who had a relapse yesterday. Baby Huey’s lawyer said:
“Jenna has been fighting a battle with OxyContin addiction for the past year. For Tito and her family this has been an uphill battle. Unfortunately this morning she had a relapse. Tito was trying to help her, she has threatened suicide before. Tito has done everything in his power to protect her privacy and the privacy of their children.
When you’re dealing with people on OxyContin they don’t always have the best sense of balance. Jenna and Tito have two children together, they planned on spending the rest of their lives together. They want nothing more than to work together on this.”
Jenna denies she’s thirsty for OxyContin and said Baby Huey’s accusation is the “last nail in the coffin.”
What I want to know is what did Jenna say to Baby Huey? Did she tell him that when he fucks her it feels like he’s throwing a flea’s leg down an airport hangar? Did she tell him that he’s as hung as her belly button? Did she tell him that his jizz load smells like foie gras? This is what we need to know.
In the meantime, here’s some pictures of Jenna, her father, her twinsies and their hot nanny hanging outside her house yesterday. Since Jenna has been through some shit, I will refrain from talking about how she looks like Muffy from Antz after getting the Wildenstein Special.