Twatter Wars: Corgan vs. Love

April 26, 2010 / Posted by:

When Billy Corgan isn’t licking the jam out of Courtney Love’s (I refuse to call her Courtney Michelle) toes, he’s showering hate all over her ass. Billy did latter this afternoon when he went kicked Courtney in the asshole on Twitter.

Let’s all put on our Doc Martens, rip holes in our jeans and pretend like it’s the mid-90s again so that we can really get into this shit. Here’s Billy’s thoughts on Courtney Love:

Thought #1: my face is my face, my heart is my heart, my money is my money. Oh, and my songs are MY songs+If you can’t write your own songs?

Thought #2: if you can’t write your own songs maybe you should just be happy that you fooled someone into doing your work for you…

Or, thought #3:maybe you should go someone nice+live off your husband’s money, u know the money he made for writing all those great songs.

Thought #4: when you issue someone an apology on YOUR facebook page you might actually mean it and take responsibility for it. But…

Thought #5: the world is aware of your lack of responsibility, as seen in the gov’t taking away your parental right. Only you could abandon!

Only u could abandon such a beautiful, incredible child who is smarter than u, cooler than u, and better than u. Oops, did I say too much?

Thought #6: so have your moment, burn up in the sun that laughs at u as equally as it appears to celebrate u+sleep knowing u have no honor.

Thought #7: ew and I can totally see ur split ends from here. groce. it’s called v05 bytch.

No, Billy didn’t write the last one, but he should have. That whole rant was like something out of Mean Girls. I pictured Billy smacking his lips and flipping his imaginary hair while giving it to Courtney. Courtney better watch it, because Billy is totally going to make out with her boyfriend and stuff the ballot box so that he wins Spring Formal Queen instead of her.

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