The Quacked Out Quaids Go To Jail

Randy Quaid and his equally batshit crazy wife Evi finally showed up to court today in Santa Barbara, Ca. hoping that the judge would forgive them for missing several hearings. Instead of receiving forgiveness from the judge, they received a trip to the chokey!

Last week, the judge put a warrant out on their crazy asses after they didn’t show up for a scheduled court date. When the Quaids casually strolled into a Santa Barbara, CA court room this morning, Judge Frank Ochoa was not amused by their antics. He yelled at them for disrespecting the court and also told them he didn’t think it was cute that they brought Randy’s Golden Globe to their last hearing. Yes, Randy and Evi thought the judge would be dazzled by his shiny Golden Globe. He’s a judge, not a fucking gay kitten! If you want to hypnotize the judge, bring him an ice cream cupcake, not a stupid Golden Globe. I swear.

After Judge Ochoa finished reaming them without lube, he threw them in jail and set their bail at $100,000. The Quaids will remain in the clink until this Wednesday. Judge Ochoa will then decide if their case goes to trial.

All of this mess started when Randy and his wife skipped out on a $10,000 bill at some fancy resort in Santa Barbara. They have since paid the bill, but prosecutors say a crime was still committed.

Speaking of crimes, what are they wearing in that picture above. Besides natural healers and Steven Seagal, what grown man dresses like Dorothy Zbornak vacationing in Santa Fe? And Evi’s “kindergarten teacher going to a Halloween party as an 80s German prostitute” look is NOT THE LOOK (okay, maybe it is just a little).

And when are these two lunatics getting their own reality show? This kind of crazy should be put on a pedestal so that we can all point and laugh at it. “Ha! Ha! Look at those crazy dumb ass bitches!” – me while watching their reality show