Fetus Fever Hits Australia

Justin Bieber was supposed to crawl and goo-goo-ga-ga in a free outdoor concert in Australia this morning, but it was canceled after thousands of crazed fangirls swarmed the venue at 2 this morning. Many girls had been camping out near the arena since last night. Justin wasn’t supposed to take the stage until later on in the morning, but a rumor that he had arrived early caused the fetusholics to rush the arena. One girl probably got a whiff of baby diarrhea and figured Bieber’s mommy was changing him in the back. Baby diarrhea ruins everything!

Several girls were taken to the hospital after they were crushed during the chaos. About ten girls were treated at the scene after they fainted.

Justin later performed one song from the safety of a studio.

This is ridiculous. Justin Bieber is turning tween girls into lesbian-loving pedophiles! I mean, fainting over a newborn fetus?! Only OctoMom does that shit! Although, I guess it’s better that they are worshiping a baby instead of having one (I think).

Here’s a few pictures of Australian tweens suffering through the most devastating experience of their lives. They tried to commit mass suicide, but downing 3 Flinstones Vitamins didn’t really do the trick.