Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

April 26, 2010 / Posted by:

Which skinny celeb has a worrying new obsession – meow meow mixed into lemonade? She drinks a pint a day, is wasting away, and is turning into a paranoid wreck.. (3am)

Since I’m as pure as the piss of an Amish baby, I had to Google to find out what meow meow is. Apparently, it’s a kind of Mephedrone. It’s a good thing I Googled it, because I was about to snort crushed up Meow Mix. Anyway, my guess is Kerry Katona?

If you plan on coming out of the closet, make sure you check with this celebrity first. Since he believes that his coming out is more important than your coming out, he will not appreciate your stealing his thunder. In fact, he may even call you up to ask you to put your announcement on hold. We personally think that he should spend more time fixing his own mess of a life rather than calculating how much publicity he can get for disclosing things everyone already knew. (Blind Gossip)

Gay Al Reynolds? One can dream…one can dream….

These C list actor twins once had an interesting visit to a strip club. The twin who has had a worse career found a stripper he liked and took her to the backroom where she took care of him orally. Immediately after she returned, the twin with the greater success took the same girl back to the back room and her perform the same act on him. I guess twins do share everything. (CDAN)

Zack and Cody, you nasty asses go to your room without supper! But seriously, there’s not many twin actors so I’m guessing it’s either Jeremy and Jason London or Shawn and Aaron Ashmore?

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