A Quick Update On Bret Michaels’ Condition

Bret Michaels is still laid up in the ICU after suffering a major brain hemorrhage on Thursday night. Over the weekend, Bret’s father said that things were looking good, but his rep immediately shot that claim down and said that his condition is still listed as: For Serious.

Yesterday morning, Bret’s rep gave another update on his website:

At this point Bret remains in ICU in critical condition. He is under 24 hour doctors care and supervision. We are hopeful that further tests will locate the source of the bleeding, which has still not been located. As we all know Bret is a fighter and we are hopeful that once all is complete the slurred speech, blurred vision and dizziness, etc., will be eliminated and all functions will return to normal.

A source also tells People that Bret called for an ambulance (or an “am-boo-lance” as my chola cousin calls it) on Thursday night because he felt like he was getting “hit in the head with a baseball bat over and over again.” Or hit in the head with a piece of scenery over and over again. DAMN TONYS!

You know, right after I read about Bret being in the hospital, I re-watched his accident at the Tony Awards. While skimming the comments, I found this:

This is nauseating to watch – it is ABSOLUTELY the cause of his current brain stem injury. Also, nauseating is the laughter about it. I hope his family sues the daylights out of the Tony Awards people.

I co-sign (not really). But doesn’t she mean sue the spotlights out of the Tony Awards people? Most of them haven’t seen daylight for YEARS!