Wasting The Sweet Nectar

April 25, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Snooki, Snookers, Snookums… When is the little butterball pickle fucker going to learn? Radar says that while filming Jersey Shore in Miami yesterday, Snooks got into a ~~TOTALLY STAGED~~ fight with a dude who kept trying to get on her. The dude probably spends most of his nights in his mother’s basement fapping to Oompa Loompa porn and he just wanted to live out his wildest fantasy. But Snooki didn’t want to play along, so she finally threw a piece of food at his face after he didn’t get the hint. And then she did the unthinkable, she threw a delicious cocktail at him. And he did the same back to her. ILLEGAL!

You don’t ever EVER waste a drop of heaven’s sweet nectar. It’s a special gift the gods have given us. That’s like punching an angel in its pussy bone. Piss in your palm and splash your enemy with that mess instead of wasting booze. Have some decency!

Even monkeys know that alcohol is for guzzling, not throwing. That’s why they attack each other with their own caca nuggets. Although, in Snooki’s defense most monkeys are smarter than her.

Tags: Elton John, I Can't With You, I Don't Like Jokes, Jersey Shore, Snooki

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