Above is a short promo for Betty White’s big Saturday Night Live debut in a couple of weeks. Now, whoever is calling Betty a “cougar” on the internet needs to eat their fingers off! Betty is no cougar. Betty White shits on cougars. I’m sure there’s a video on X-Tube about this if you don’t believe me.
Since we’re on the subject of SNL, here’s my favorite moment from last night starring Gabourey Sidibe and Andy Samberg. It probably tickled me the right way, because I was under the influence of frizzante and two McDonald’s apple pies.
And that’s what it looks like when a Jonas Brother loses his virginity. A Jonas cherry totally has a voice like a baby unicorn.