Lindsay Lohan Got Dumped

April 24, 2010 / Posted by:

Since Lindsay Lohan’s life continues to play out like Kevin Spacey’s tongue on a Saturday night (plunging deeper and deeper down a dark, dirty hole), she has been dropped from a movie for being a liability. Brace your Twitter, because she’s going to spit out a dozen “medeeea be lyin” Tweets any minute.

TMZ’s sources say that the investors of the movie were biting their finger nails off over the thought of relying on Lindsay to show up for work every day. Instead of luring her to the set every day using a dog with an 8-ball tied to its tail, they decided to cut ties with her altogether. David Michaels, the director of The Other Side, tells TMZ, “Our team simply chose to move on from Lindsay and we’ll soon be announcing a replacement.”

Lilo was supposed to play a grad student who gets stranded on a deserted island with the likes of Alanis Morissette, Woody Harrelson, Giovani Ribisi and Dave Mathews. That shit would’ve been an all-star cast in 1999.

This sucks, because the only place Lilo should be right now (besides rehab or Daddy Spears’ kitchen) is a deserted island. Although, knowing this bitch she’d find a field of fermented mangoes. And she’d probably figure out a way to light banana leaves on her labia. Maybe it isn’t such a good idea after all.

And is it just me or does White Oprah look Planet Hiltron-ized in that picture above?

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