Those malicious paps are not right for telling Ceiling Eyes to look in the opposite direction of where her “career” is going at last night’s UsWeekly party in Hollywood. Ceiling Eyes is already permanently staring into space, so when she looks up her eyes get stuck.
It took hours before they were able to get her eyes back to the place where they belong. They dropped an anvil on her head. No movement. They dangled a “buy one implant, get one free” coupon below her. Nothing. Things were looking bleak, but then someone got the bright idea to call Spencer Pratt and ask him to stand on a ladder above Ceiling Eyes and flash his chocha at her. Eyes dropped in a millisecond flat. Crisis averted. Spencer saved the day.
Here’s more completely relevant celebrities at last night’s party including: an elegantly dressed Angela Simmons, Bridget Marquardt, Drag Race reject Ciara, future VH1 reality star JLo with Skeletor, Hemorrhoid Rinna, a creature from the herp lagoon, Aubrey O’Wildenstein and Kelly Osbourne with her piece.