She Can Fly, She Can Fly

April 23, 2010 / Posted by:

Hayden Pantytroll is one step closer to touring civic light operas across the country as Sandy Duncan AS Peter Pan thanks to this new haircut she debuted at an Avatar Earth Day party in Los Angeles last night.

Methinks Hayden’s giant Russian boyfriend Wladimir Klitschko persuaded her to get the cut, so that their kinky role playing sessions (examples: Hayden as Jack & Wladimir as The Beanstalk, Hayden as Little Sprout & Wladimir as Jolly Green Giant, etc…) will be more realistic. Dirty raunchy freaks! Get it, I guess.

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