One of the most important rules of life is that you should never ever leave anything of value around Lindsay Lohan unless you don’t care if it’s traded in for a Ziploc bag filled with the bad shit. Well, apparently one of her dumb bitch friends didn’t learn this lesson and left a $35,000 Rolex at her apartment. Say goodbye to that shit, because Lilo’s nostrils ate it.
A police source tells TMZ that Lilo is a suspect and the cops have picture proof that she knows what happened to the Rolex. Lilo denied stealing the Rolex when the police questioned her on Wednesday afternoon. Her lawyer also said the accusations are made of lies.
Lilo is (allegedly) a hoarder, a klepto, a cokey and a rambling ball of delusion yet she still hasn’t been on an A&E reality show?! How is this possible. Lilo is a stumbling and slurring episode of Intervention and Hoarders. Maybe A&E thinks that’s too obvious.
In other Lilo news, if you need to read the latest chapter in The Red Nose Diaries head on over to her Twitter page. Here’s a taste: “nor was it for me and Michael when our father threatened to kidnap and kill us IN FRONT of our friends! the only one in need of police“. Again, A&E needs to pick up the phone now.