Hot Slut Of The Day!

Kevin Keller, Archie Comics’ first “openly” gay (Those parenthesis were directed towards you, Jughead Jones) character and Veronica’s soon-to-be main fag.

In the September issue of VERONICA, Kevin Keller will be introduced as the new piping hot piece in Riverdale who beats Jughead in a hamburger eating contest. If it was a hot dog swallowing contest, Jughead would’ve won hands down. Here’s a little summary of Kevin’s first appearance:

Kevin Keller is the new hunk in town and Veronica just has to have him. After Kevin defeats Jughead in a burger eating contest at Pop’s Chocklit Shoppe, she desperately latches onto him. Mayhem and hilarity ensue as Kevin desperately attempts to let Veronica down easy and her flirtations only become increasingly persistent.

Veronica needs to report to the nearest Best Buy (the gayest electronic store in the land) to get her Gaydar upgraded, because look at KEVIN! It’s obvious. If I stare into Kevin’s wide-eyes long enough, I see a dozen 9″ erect cocks dancing in his pupils. And he’s got enough grease in his Mr. Schu-like mop to keep a power bottom escort in business for years to cum! Sue Sylvester just aimed her wit gun at Kevin’s head.

This is a story as old as Larry King. Girl meets gay, gay tells girl he loves dick, girl feels sad, gay takes girl shopping to cheer her up, girl and gay realize they are soulmates after bonding over the perfect shade of lip gloss a the Lancome counter. Veronica needs a partner-in-bitchery to take down that fake prude bitch Betty, and Kevin might be the one.

And I can’t wait for the issue where Kevin and Jughead accidentally bump into each other’s no-nos at the Riverdale Rambles.

via Gawker (For Peaches)