Daddy Spears Is Trying To Silence Brit Brit’s Nipples

April 23, 2010 / Posted by:

Daddy Spears is sick of seeing picture after picture of Brit Brit’s nomadic nipples out and about, so he has enforced a strict “must wear bra in public” policy on her. Daddy is basically dropping a 5150 on her Cheeto nips. Why can’t Daddy Spears just let Brit’s nipples be great?

According to The Sun, Daddy Spears has threatened the bodyguard who has stood by time after time and let his daughter be photographed without her nipples covered up. A source says, “Jamie’s control over Britney’s life is incredible. He hates the pictures of her with her nipples all over the place so he has banned her from leaving the house without a bra. He wants her to put across the right impression. One security guard was told he is close to getting fired because he lets her go out without her bra.”

Daddy Spears needs to worry about the lumps in the grits and not the lumps on Brit Brit’s chichis. Who really cares if Brit Brit is strapping her nipples down or not. Yes, her nipples attract hungry mammals of all sizes who think she’s smuggling nuts or pepperonis, but that’s on her if a baboon (aka Michael Lohan) bites at her teta. And yes, her nipples ruin most of her shirts by constantly spitting out pork rind grease, but again, that’s her problem. Free Brit Brit’s nipples!

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