This is a follow-up to the blind item I posted yesterday about a celebrity popping out of a pinata on Cinco de Mayo to declare their gayness. Or according to this follow-up, their gayelleness. From Blind Gossip:
Everyone is speculating about the celebrity who will be coming out in a very public way on May 5th. We think that Howard Bragman is a great publicist – and we know we’re going to appear on Larry King Live with him one of these days – so we don’t want to totally steal his thunder. However, we think we’re being led astray as to the star’s identity.
Bragman has been talking a lot about how it’s time a gay man be cast as a superhero. But one of our sources slipped and may have given us an additional clue about the celebrity’s identity. They used the pronoun “she” when talking to us about the mysterious upcoming guest. They quickly tried to correct themselves by going back to using “he”, but it was too late. While there are many women who it could be, we think we’ve got it narrowed it down to three, although we honestly didn’t expect any of these three women to come out this year. Additionally, Michael Musto of The Village Voice seems to think it’s a singer or someone involved in music. So, with all these conflicting clues, dear reader, your guess is as good as ours.
Female and a singer? Hermmmm. Justin Bieber? Okay, that was one tenth of a wrong, and now maple syrup (or Canadians) will never taste the same to me again. But seriously, this makes it sound like on May 5th People Magazine’s cover will feature Queen Latifah with the headline “The Queen Bows Down To Pussay” or something like that. I’m still not convinced it’s Queen. Hell, I’m still not convinced there will be a big gay cover on Cinco de Gayo. Watch on May 5th People’s cover will feature some bitch’s new bikini body.