Lindsay Lohan Can’t Be Bothered, Part II

April 22, 2010 / Posted by:

Lindsay Lohan is currently involved in a lawsuit filed against her by three dudes who claim she held them hostage in her SUV during a dangerous car chase back in 2007. Last week, LiLo was supposed to be deposed by the dude’s lawyers, but it was canceled after she arrived late and told everyone she only had a few hours to kill. It was re-scheduled for yesterday, but once again it never happened.

TMZ says that the deposition was supposed to go down at 10 in the morning, but Lilo told her lawyer that she couldn’t get a ride until 11. Lilo’s on probation for a DUI conviction, so she’s not allowed to drive.

Lawyers for the plaintiffs are sick of fiddling with each other’s buttholes while waiting for Lilo to show up to be deposed, so they are heading to court today to ask a judge to force her to sit in the chair. If she doesn’t show up a third time, they want the court to count that as an automatic forfeit.

Lilo needs more excuses. I realize that all of the four horsemen were probably busy at that hour, but she could’ve found another way to get there. Shit, she should’ve did what I did when I was a tween in California and really needed to get to the mall to buy a Crystal Waters cassette: I TOOK THE BUS! Yes, the other kids laughed at me and a creepy old woman on the bus almost tried to kidnap me so she could sell me into child slavery, but at least I got shit done! La da dee la da da!

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