Hot Slut Of The Day!

April 22, 2010 / Posted by:

Ben & Jerry’s newest flavor Bonnaroo Buzz, which is made with light coffee (blah), malt ice cream (blah blah), English toffee pieces (blah blah blah) and whiskey caramel swirls (WE HAVE A FUCKING WINNER!).

Putting whiskey in cream wasn’t invented yesterday. We’ve all made whiskey floats with JD, Thrifty’s vanilla ice cream and Coke, don’t lie. But Ben and Jerry is getting much closer to making the perfect mass-produced ice cream.

All they need to do to perfect Bonnaroo Buzz is to remove the light coffee, malt ice cream and English toffee pieces. It ruins the flavor. And by “ruins the flavor,” I mean drowns the sweet nectar. They should just sell a carton of whiskey caramel and call it a day. Actually, now that I think about it we don’t need Ben & Jerry’s help. Just open your mouth hole as wide as you can, grab a bottle of whiskey with one hand, grab a bottle of caramel sauce with the other and POUR until you fall into a diabetic and/or booze coma.

via Best Week Ever

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