Cut It Short

April 22, 2010 / Posted by:

Since you might have already seen Coco’s twat wax on Twitter, why not add another one to the overshare pile. Stick your fingers up your nostrils, because this one smells like microwaved brisket with notes of Hawaiian Breeze Glade. That’s also what it smells like when your dignity catches on fire and burns to ash.

Jessica Simpson’s assistant, CaCee Cobs, decided to share this picture with her Twitter audience of her boyfriend Donald Faison (of Clueless and Scrubs) releasing a prairie dog into the pond. Naked caca times is no longer sacred.

And this means that it won’t be long before Ashton Kutcher Tweets a picture of his asshole getting bleach, or dumb fuck Scott Baio Tweets a picture of his equally dumb fuck wife trying to remove the “lesbian shitasses” from his back with a sandblaster dipped in holy water.

Anyways, here’s Donald and CaCee leaving their hotel in NYC yesterday. Based on Donald’s thumbs up, I’m guessing everything went well.

Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

alt="drupal analytics" >