Afternoon Crumbs
JLo and her Back-Up Plan co-star at their premiere. You know the hot bitch on wheels will get an Oscar nomination before JLo does – Popsugar
Posh’s ravishing Sharpie eye skid marks on German Vogue – Lainey Gossip
Olivia Munn would look a lot better if she was covered in buds – Egotastic!
That’s not a baby in Kate Hudson’s belly. It’s probably just a Double Down – The Superficial
Did Ricky Martin ass probe a homophobe back in the day? – Towleroad
Alien toe – Hollywood Tuna
Perfection epitomized (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
A million unborn babies waiting for the stork to deliver their asses just collectively let out a giant “PHEW!!!!” – Celebitchy
The Jersey Shore tricks hit the beach in Miami. Shortly after, scientists declared that most of the sea creatures in Florida now have gonorrhea – Popoholic
American Idol can take this back. Immediately. – Just Jared
The Night of a Thousand Stevies is coming – OMG Blog
How many fucking times are the dumb ass Kardashians going to get their bikini bodies back? Put LoJack on your stupid bikini bodies already – ICYDK
Permanent traffic school student Nicole Richie goes to class – Hollywood Rag
Jon Grosslin fired his lawyer – I’m Not Obsessed
The Double Down ain’t shit! Kirstie Alley’s saliva has more calories in it than that weak ass thing – Cityrag
Mr. Cunningham! – SOW
Kelis dressed like a unicorn princess who has fallen on hard times – Crunk + Disorderly