Afternoon Crumbs

April 22, 2010 / Posted by:

JLo and her Back-Up Plan co-star at their premiere. You know the hot bitch on wheels will get an Oscar nomination before JLo does – Popsugar

Posh’s ravishing Sharpie eye skid marks on German Vogue Lainey Gossip

Olivia Munn would look a lot better if she was covered in buds – Egotastic!

That’s not a baby in Kate Hudson’s belly. It’s probably just a Double Down – The Superficial

Did Ricky Martin ass probe a homophobe back in the day? – Towleroad

Alien toe – Hollywood Tuna

Perfection epitomized (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

A million unborn babies waiting for the stork to deliver their asses just collectively let out a giant “PHEW!!!!” – Celebitchy

The Jersey Shore tricks hit the beach in Miami. Shortly after, scientists declared that most of the sea creatures in Florida now have gonorrhea – Popoholic

American Idol can take this back. Immediately. – Just Jared

The Night of a Thousand Stevies is coming – OMG Blog

How many fucking times are the dumb ass Kardashians going to get their bikini bodies back? Put LoJack on your stupid bikini bodies already – ICYDK

Permanent traffic school student Nicole Richie goes to class – Hollywood Rag

Jon Grosslin fired his lawyer – I’m Not Obsessed

The Double Down ain’t shit! Kirstie Alley’s saliva has more calories in it than that weak ass thing – Cityrag

Mr. Cunningham! – SOW

Kelis dressed like a unicorn princess who has fallen on hard times – Crunk + Disorderly

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