Isn’t This Called Foreplay?

April 21, 2010 / Posted by:

Lindsay Lohan’s Twitter page is like an empty subway car on a Saturday night. There’s always an incoherent crackie stumbling in to ramble away about something. It makes you want to put on your headphones and continue to pretend to read a book.

At around 2 this morning, Lindsay’s numb fingers fought with her Blackberry keyboard to type out this Tweet about her ex-SamRo. According to Blohan, SamRo gave her a squirt to the face at a party. Isn’t this how SamRo and Blohan usually greet each other? Who knows, but SamRo had this to say on her Twitter page. The non-plot thins:

Guess what didn’t happen tonight……
about 5 hours ago via UberTwitter

OH, A GAME! Hm. Let’s see, you didn’t eat anything? You didn’t kiss a peen? You didn’t wash your underarms? You didn’t play any good music? Am I getting warmer? Oh, wait, she’s talking about spitting on Blohan.

Well, whoever spit on Blohan was just trying to do her a favor by giving her a bath. That’s all. Blohan should really send them a thank you card.

Here’s some thrilling pictures of Blo hiding her saliva site face while arriving at a club early this morning.

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