Hot Slut Of The Day!
Laura Hall, the 20-year-old woman who has become the first person ever in the history of everything to be banned from every bar in England and Wales. The most surprising part is that her name isn’t AMY WINO! Seriously, Amy Wino has a new GOD (Sorry, Jack Daniels) to pray to and her name is Laura Hall.
Not only is Laura blacklisted from every pub and club in the country, but she can’t even buy the sweet nectar at a liquor store. So Laura will have to join the teenagers on the curb who beg bitches to buy them a beer.
The decision was made after Laura was busted by the cops on April 11th for being a violent drunken mess. This was the 26th time Laura got into trouble for disorderly conduct.
In court yesterday, the judge told Laura: “I don’t think I have seen a more deplorable record for a member of the public. A female with a record like this – it’s absolutely despicable and represents all that is rotten in society nowadays!”
If a judge said that to me, I would kindly ask him to type out his statement and sign it so that I could frame it for my wall of fame (aka wall of shame). They should also give Laura’s mom a bumper stick that reads: Proud Parent Of A Drunken Piece of Banned Trash!!
The producers of The Bad Girls Club need to get on the next plane to England (Fuck that volcano noise!) and pick up their newest breakout star!
via Daily Mail