Drag Queen Fight Alert

April 21, 2010 / Posted by:

On Friday night in Atlanta, wigs went flying, heels ended up in assholes and tucks came undone. No, Lady Gaga was not in town. Apparently, there was a good old-fashioned Real Housewives of Atlanta brawl starring NeNe, Kim Zolciak and the sweet chocolate pretzel stick named Dwight Eubanks. This is the opposite of “How Dreadful.” This is what dreams are made of!

Radar says that while filming an episode at the Loews Hotel, NeNe and Kim joined tranny forces to take Dwight down. Shit got so serious that NeNe got all Rowdy Roddy Piper on a bitch and broke a chair. The chair matched her current financial situation….and Kim’s wig.

A witness says, “Dwight was at the hotel for what he thought was going to be a casual meeting. But instead the producers had their own plans as they brought in Kim and NeNe to confront Eubanks about several issues, only for Dwight to call them out. NeNe and Kim came storming into the hotel and got straight in Dwight’s face, accusing him of spreading lies about them and making up rumors. It was absolutely crazy! NeNe and Kim were both screaming at him, and he gave back as good as he got. Dwight started yelling at NeNe that she was nothing but a common prostitute and that she had hooked up with a married man, and he totally trash talked Kim too. NeNe lost her temper and attacked Dwight with a chair, breaking off a leg and Kim threw a vase at him! It was like a scene out of some crazy movie! Security rushed over and had to split them up, then NeNe and Kim stormed out.”

A scene out of some crazy movie? More like a scene out of a late 90s Jerry Springer episode (aka a scene out of my Ambien-induced dreams).

Just picturing NeNe chasing Dwight with a broken-off chair leg while he runs in stiletto heels through a hotel lobby is making my soul thirsty. Too bad Sheree was not involved. That butch bitch would’ve tore off her jockstrap, ripped off all her joo-ree and handled all of those simple hos. The Mayor of Atlanta would’ve had to declare that hotel a disaster zone. When Sheree untucks, you know it’s about to be a massacre.

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