Courtney Love No More

April 21, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Courtney Love, the trout/mermaid hybrid who got caught in a gay fisherman’s net, is taking a Magic Eraser to the name everyone knows her as. Courtney Love no longer wants to be called Courtney Love.

In an interview with NME (via BBC), Courtney says, “Courtney Love is dead. We’ve all decided we don’t like her any more. We love her when she goes onstage, but I don’t need her in the rest of my life. The name Courtney Love is a way to oppress me.”

Courtney Love is now going by the name Courtney Michelle. Her birth name is Courtney Michelle Harrison.

Was she snorting light bulb dust when she came up with this mess? Why Courtney Michelle? Why not Courtney Fierce? Or as most of us call her That Crazy? Or even Madame Jr.?

The name Courtney Michelle is some terrible crap. It sounds like a bratty child star turned cross-country stripper turned born again Christian turned perky middle-aged receptionist who tries to sell stupid Mary Kay crap to everyone in the office. You roll your eyes as soon as you hear the clickity clack clack of her Sam & Libby pumps. Courtney Michelle has kids named after every season for fuck’s sake!

Tags: Courtney Love, Crazy, Yeah Okay, YouTubes

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