Chestica Simpson is taking styling advice from sausages – Lainey Gossip
Susan Sarandon’s daughter in a two piece. Why not? – Egotastic!
Cacazilla attacks Tokyo. Where’s Mothra when you need him? – The Superficial
Rare pictures of Demi Moore not Twittering – Hollywood Tuna
In the mood for a pair of sesame seed buns? Here’s a clip of Baker from Real Chance of Love 2 getting down with herself (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
FYI: The nipple hair topping costs extra – Towleroad
Brangelina to marry…bler…blah…barf…burp – Celebitchy
Tori Spelling’s talk show better be in the late afternoon, because nobody wants to wake up to her face in the morning – OMG Blog
Jennifer Aniston to ruin a movie from behind the camera – Just Jared
Andy Roddick without his top on – Popsugar
Purdy Zac Efron blowing bubbles out of his hole – Celebslam
Even in cargo pants, Morgan Fairchild is still the hottest piece on the block – Hollywood Rag
This is not being nice to bunnies – I’m Not Obsessed
Heidi Klum got the Peter Pan Dude cut – ICYDK
Scott Baio ruins everything – Cityrag
Is Ronnie Wood’s new girlfriend wearing a Lil’ Kim mask? – Holy Moly!